“10 Wonderful Reasons to Love Wool! #1 Pure wool is 100% natural— Ssh! I’m giving my talk! Yes, Eliot knows all about it. Well, almost. —Wool is 100% renewable– Be quiet! They can’t hear me if you keep talking. —Wool is 100 sustain– We’re sorry, kids, but Harold is unable to finish his talk tonight. We’re sorry for the inconven– Wool is 100% biodegrad– Harold is signing off, now . . .”
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“Ooooooh!” Cluck. “10 Wonderful Reasons to Love Wool. If you love the planet, use more Wool . . .”
Nice! Beautiful! Enjoyed the whole thing.