Chapter 3: Islandshire’s Christmas Tree Walk (2021)

Hey, Hibby! Yoo hoo! Hibby! Benny lost his visor somewhere between where you’re standing and here. Be a dear, please, and bring it to us. Thanks!

Ooh, everything looks so lovely! It all looks too beautiful to disturb. All right, then. I’d like a gingerbread cookie, please. No, not right now, thank you. But I’m sure my brother will drink my share, too. Oops, gotta run. Benny’s ready to start “the walk”. If Hibby finds the visor, just give a holler. We won’t be far. I’m going to pick up Flossie for her picture with Santa. I hope she behaved herself and stayed on the nest. When Harold picked her and the tree up earlier, he promised to keep an eye on her until we got here. Yes, isn’t she the cutest little thing in that bearded hat? She does love her accessories. Wait’ll you see what we got her for Christmas. Nope. You’ll just have to wait. [Giggles] Now, to find our tree. Flossie! Yoo hoo!

Here she is, Benny!

How are you, Flossie? Have you been a good little girl? Did you miss me? I missed you. Cluck. Oh, I knew you would. You look so adorable sitting there in your Christmas finery. Would you like to get your picture taken with Santa, now? I’ll bring you right back to your nest, as soon as Trudy’s done. Okay, oopsa daisy. Up we go!

Oh, Flossie, I love you! Let’s go see Santa. Flossie!! What’s that in your nest? You really must be enjoying yourself. This was no place for three clucks. Oh, my. Well, I’ll get Benny to clean them out before we get back. You’re such a good chicken. I know, it’s just like home, isn’t it? Sitting out under the palm tree with a lot of friends coming by to say “hi”. ​Coming, Benny!

I’m glad that Hibby found your visor, and it looks none the worse for its misadventure. Janie, honey, are you having fun? Sure, Benny likes whipped cream. No, thank you. Whipped cream is not good for chickens. You girls look stunning, by the way. So festive and cheery! Can I get you anything? Would you like me to hold up the fort while you take a break? All right. Just call, if you need anything. We’re going to make our way through the trees and get Flossie’s picture taken with Santa. Say “thank you” to Hibby for me. Gotta run, before Flossie does three clucks again. She did! Can you see her nest from here? Uh huh, she left breakfast for three. Sure, you’re welcome to take them home.

I’ll be glad to bring them by later, Johanna. We’ve got loads at home. And if you ever need more, let us know. Flossie’s a grand layer. Grand Champion, you know. That was a joke.

One cookie coming up! Oh, before I forget, Nanea says to say “thanks” for searching for the visor. I know, she is the sweetest thing. How about a candy cane for later? No, Janie, I don’t think whipped cream on the cookie would taste very good. Besides, it’d be very drippy to eat while you’re walking. Maybe Hibby will come by later for a cup of chocolate with extra whipped cream. Right, Hibby? [Wink]

What a great idea! If you’ll just save some of that whipped cream for me, I’ll come back around after I’ve seen the trees. You know, I was a bit nervous about moving to a place I’d never even visited. But everyone on Islandshire is so kind . . . I feel like I’ve always lived here. No, I hadn’t heard. Well, maybe the new girl would like to room with me until she finds a place. I’ve got all that space back of the store, and we could become true Islanders together. Let me know when she arrives. Right now, though, I’m going to take a look at the beautiful trees. First your grand Wool Week affair, and now this. It’s like a little bit of heaven right here on earth. And Janie, bless you for sharing that servant’s heart of yours. Keep up the good work!

She sure is a nice girl, isn’t she? We’ll have to see if she needs help working on her health-food store. Well, that’s a place where they sell food and medicine that’s good for you. Sure, I suppose they sell chocolate. Dark, dark chocolate that’s organic and certified Fair Trade, I’d imagine. [Giggle] Don’t worry, Janie. You’ll love it just as much as you do the stuff you eat now. Maybe even more. I don’t know. Soon I hope. Since Amabel closed, we have to go off-island for everything. Anyway, Hibby seems so alone. Let’s see if we can’t get her and the new girl together sooner than later. Oh, look who’s here! Hi, Girls!

Pssst. Hey, Blitzen. The crowd has thinned. Doesn’t look like anyone’s coming any time soon. Let’s take a break. I’m hungry. Those cookies they left for me have been calling for a while. You stay right there, like a good little boy.

Hey, Blitzen. Ondonneron, boy. Over here. Bunty’s coming, and we want her to see what a good job we’re doing. Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. Googie. How’s my goddaughter doing? Does she like all the lights? Which ornament? I’ll get one for her tomorrow. Now, Truannie, what would you like for Christmas? Tell Uncle Eliot– I mean, Santa, what you’d like, and he’ll make sure you get it.

Hey, chum! What happened to the display?

OH, ELIOT! You didn’t EAT the cookies, did you?! That was a DISPLAY! You DID eat them! You have crumbs all over your beard!

Let’s get you cleaned up. Oh, Eliot! And let’s hope that Johanna has cookies left over there. There, that’s better. [Ahem] What’s wrong, Harold?

I’ve gotta run for a bit. Do you mind getting Truannie’s picture taken with El– I mean, Santa, and then hunting me down by the front gate? I thought it was awfully quiet in here, and someone just told me that the music stopped way back in Part 2. I’ve gotta check it out, so I’ll see you later. Right. What good’s a Christmas Tree Walk with no Christmas music?

Sure, you’d better run. Can you send someone over with some more cookies for the display? No, really, we’ll be fine. She isn’t heavy at all in this new carrier. And I’m sure that Santa and Blitzen will take good care of us. Blitzen, Eliot?! Yes, I suppose it is more original than Rudolph. Has our little reindeer behaved, or have you had to chase him all over the place? He has? Will wonders never cease?! CHEESE! [Googie. Ho ho ho. Bark/snort/baa.] Albie, are you sick? Eliot, I think he’s coming down with something. What? Are you kidding? He’s trying to sound like a what? Ha Ha! Yes, I mean Ho Ho and Merry Christmas! [Bark/snort/baa] Good boy, Al– I mean, Blitzen! Give Santa a hug, Truannie. By the way, you’ll have to tell me how you trained him to make that noise. No, later, when we get home. Maybe you can work on obedience while you’re standing here. Ha! We’re going to run, but PLEASE don’t eat the display cookies again! Toodle pip!

Harold! Where have you been?! Where are Bunty and Truannie?

Santa! How fun! Yep, the four of us just got here and haven’t seen a thing, yet. Tell Bunty to find me before she leaves. Come on, Girls, before they run out of hot chocolate!

You run along without me for a minute. I want to check out Bethany’s ice sculpture. She’s been talking about it for days, but I didn’t get to see it before they picked it up.

Isn’t it beautiful, Harold? I’d like to try my hand at ice sculpting. Except that I don’t like the cold. Jill would be much better suited for this kind of art. I’ll have to talk her into trying it at least once. Am I keeping you from something? Oh, well you’d better get it fixed before people miss it. Hey, I think I see your problem. Don’t you have to put the plug in the extension cord for it to run? Just kidding. Yep, I’ve already heard the one about how it should be able to jump the last inch. Isn’t that from a Dick Van Dyke Show re-run? Well, we’ll watch it together some time. I’d better go, before they lose me in this crowd. Nice talking to you.

Now, what should I have? It’s all so beautiful to look at that I hate to take anything from your display. A to-go cup? But the mugs are so cute. Maybe just a candy cane . . . and a cookie . . . or should I just choose one . . . Oh, let’s go look at the trees, and I’ll think about it. Do you have Wetzel pretzels? Don’t be sorry. Just thought I’d ask. Hey, look at that Kevin tree, Lori! Are those “grape soda” ornaments?!

We’ll be back. No, nothing’s wrong. It’s all wonderful. Kelly’s always like this.

Oh, Girls! You’ve got to see this! We used to make these when I was a little girl!

Think we could join the other girls over there for the rest of the tree walk? Let’s get a refill first, and we’ll join the group. You are​ allowed to have refills! Johanna and Janie said we were welcome to as much as we wanted. Besides, this to-go cup has very​ thick walls, so it doesn’t hold as much as you think. All right, I’ll hurry.

I’m back, Bethany! Wasn’t I quick about it? Well, that’s very nice, but Lori must be a lot older than she looks! I’ve never seen anything that old-fashioned before. Well, I didn’t say it in front of her, did I? Let’s wait here for the girls to catch up with us. I just love Christmas Tree Walks, don’t you? I’ve never been on one before, either, but I love them from now on. Look at that! I bet we could make those! Why didn’t we bring a camera?

Hurry! You have to see this! Oh, Kelly, just have a cookie or a candy cane. Okay, so take one of each. We’ll come back later for hot chocolate, and you can decide then whether or not you want extra whipped cream. It’s all right, Johanna said they’ll have plenty left. Yes, and whipped cream, too. Come and look at this cutest of trees! It’s part of your Disney dream!

(To be continued in Part 4, after Harold gets his radio fixed.)